This is why you marry your best friend.
a-creepy-weirdo-has:

fyeahsirvlad:

thelightofdeadstars:

goodnightvenom:

shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts:


The educational system in one image.

Ahh this is clever.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein

Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Yes ohmigod

Admin: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.



Everyone who agrees with this clearly needs an excuse for why they do shit in exams. 
You guys are so hilariously stupid I don’t even think I want to explain why you’re wrong.

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

(via bottled-oceans)

This is going to sound stupid but I remember thinking “…it must taste better soggy”